Jesse Csincsak Gets Dumped

Q: "What do you call a snowboarder that's been dumped by his girlfriend?"
A: "Homeless!"

Sorry, I couldn't resist. Snowboarder Jesse Csincsak, of ABC's "The Bachelorette" fame, has been given the ol' heave-ho by fiancé DeAnna Pappas after just four months. Shocking stuff, huh?

According to a report by Yahoo! TV, Pappas' head was being filled by assorted outsiders with dreams of making it big in Hollywood. She was even pushing Csincsak to move from Breckenridge to Los Angeles, a move which probably wouldn't do much for his snowboarding career. Fortunately for Jesse, the snow's about to start a'fallin' in Colorado, which should give him a much-needed outlet for his emotions as he mourns the loss of his TV girlfriend.

Don't worry, Jesse - You'll always have re-runs to remember her by.